The first AI built for cash businesses — she welcomes your new hires, runs the schedule, keeps the books, and coaches your people like a godmother who never sleeps. Starts with massage parlors. Built for every house that runs on hands, chairs, and cash.
First house: La Morelize (LaMTL Spa), Montréal
Square, Mindbody, Booksy, Fresha — they all sell the same thing: a calendar and a card swipe. They own the front of house. But the part that actually eats your life — hiring, training, scheduling, morale, counting the cash — still runs on paper, group chats, and a notebook behind the counter. Madame Cash is the first AI built for the back of house.
Four specialists, one shared memory of your business and every person in it. They get smarter the longer your house runs.
Onboarding godmother
A cute, AI-guided application and onboarding that already knows your mission, your knowledge base, and your vibe. She interviews each new hire in the house’s own voice — and builds a living memory of who they are.
Smart scheduling
Conflict-free schedules that learn each worker’s rhythm, fill open shifts, and handle swaps and time-off — without the endless group chat.
Cash clarity
Daily reconciliation of cash, tips, and payouts. "Where did the money go?" — answered before you have to ask.
Always-on concierge
CEO-level mentorship for every worker. She answers questions, coaches through the hard days, escalates what matters, and celebrates the wins.
Everything they learn flows into one place — the Memory. Your house’s brain, and a private story for every person in it.
Pour in your mission, your services, your prices, your rules. Madame reads it all and forms her memory of your business — and learns to speak in your voice.
New hires meet Madame, not a form. She interviews them warmly, drafts their first shifts, and writes a private memory for each one.
Schedules fill, swaps resolve, cash reconciles, questions get answered — day and night. You get a calm dashboard and your evenings back.
Every shift, every conversation, every dollar makes the Memory deeper. The longer your house runs on Madame, the more she knows.
Madame began in massage. The household translates to any business that runs on people, chairs, and appointments.
Founding houses lock in 50% — for life. We’re onboarding a small number of houses by invitation.
For solo & tiny houses finding their feet.
The full household, running your floor.
For groups running more than one house.
No card required to join the waitlist. Prices shown are founding-house rates.
She onboarded four new masseuses while I slept. They felt welcomed before they ever met me.
I stopped chasing the schedule in a group chat. It just… runs. I forgot what Sunday-night dread felt like.
For the first time I can see the cash. Every tip, every payout, every day. No more notebook.
No. Booking apps own the calendar and the card swipe. Madame runs the human side — onboarding, scheduling, coaching, and cash — that no one else built. She works alongside whatever booking or payment tools you already use.
Because they’re the ones software forgot. Massage parlors, barbers, studios, and salons run on tips and walk-ins, and every SaaS assumed a card-first world. Madame is built for how these houses actually work. The name scales well past cash — but that’s where she earns her keep first.
Whatever you tell her — your mission, services, prices, rules, and voice. She forms a private Memory of your house and a separate, confidential memory for each person in it. It’s yours, and it never trains anyone else’s Madame.
They trust her because she sounds like the house, remembers their story, and shows up for them at 2am when a human can’t. Madame doesn’t replace your leadership — she scales the warmth you already have.
We’re onboarding a small number of founding houses now, starting in Montréal. Join the waitlist and we’ll reach out with an invite — founding houses keep 50% for life.
A small, hand-picked group of houses, onboarded personally. Leave your email and your Madame will be in touch.
No spam, no card. Just an invite when your house is up.